I often find lone gloves in the street, but I can’t remember ever having met one with quite such an attitude before.
This, by the way, is a reusable maxi pad. Seeing it made me smile. They’re made from soft fabric that is clearly designed to be used for children’s pyjamas, so you get them in all kinds of weird and wonderful patterns.
Nope, it’s just the Daily Mail torturing semantics again with one of those cleverly incomprehensible headlines that force you to read the story to understand what’s going on.